Ademco programming

Jun 05, 2005 53 Replies

Do NOT come up here without cheque with me first. I will show you BEER with real alcohol and WIMMEN with real teats!

and what was the f****ng hold-up with letting us into your spelling bee? I mean really, to think you bastids almost disqualified us with that ZED thing instead of that fairy ZEEE thing you do, Jeeeeeze

I'm not into Poodle Plinking...but I have been known to savagely kill many a watermelon with my 45 Long Colt. Quite a spectacle I might add. I can't wait till Pumpkin season opens! Them's waskley qwitters..heheheee...I blwo dem into a mwillion wabbit pieces.

Naa we hunt em for sport, ever see a poodle ingest a hollow point?

I do do it all myself. I don't have an alarm company. Never did. ( I take that back, we used to at our old house, and they didn't impress me.) This one has worked fine for me for years. I think you're a little overly sensitive.

It's not rocket science changing the master code, or the delay time. And we added an auto-dialer to page us when it goes off, and that works fine too. And we saved a lot of money. Have a glass of wine. I'm off to do that myself right now! :-)

How much fun can a watermellon be? Hell there's no fur flying when they come apart

Yah, no fur...but very refreshing implosion.

Thanks for that compliment. :-) But I'm probably older than Jack.

My bro has a 44..that thing's a beast. I kinda like my 45 Combat Commander or my

45 long Colt though.

Try a .357 hollow point on a grapefruit some time. The grapefruit disappears... :^)

Is that what you told the guy when you put the gun to his head? Besides Mr. Bass. What is a convicted felon doing with a gun?

Or are they just more lies Mr. Bass..........

And what the hell is this "I'll be there in two two's" nonsense? Do you canucks mean tutus? Real BEER doesn't have a f****ng Moose on the bottle. When RHC gets permission to hang out with you next time take him to Bennigans and order a Samuel Adams. Damn you Canayjuns are whipped. :-)

The 44 Magnum is ridiculous we usually plinked with half-loads...but its not really a plinking gun.

I'd built a cap & ball black powder a long time ago from a kit...it was cool..something like 36 caliber...black powder is strange to fire.. its like whoosh rather than a blam/bango.

:-)

Heck of a kick, eh. If you don't hold the .357 tightly it slaps the jiminex out of your hand. I imagine the .44 is even worse.

The only gun I ever fired until my late twenties was a .22 rifle. Then one day I was at a target range and the guys next to me were firing antique rifles -- ball and power, etc. I asked one of them if I could give it a try and he said sure. He loaded it, showed me a couple of things and aimed at the target. I dropped the hammer and BLAM! My shoulder felt like I'd been hit with a hammer. :^)

Robert L. Bass Jun 8, 10:25 pm show options

Newsgroups: alt.security.alarms From: "Robert L. Bass" - Find messages by this author Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 22:25:51 -0400 Local: Wed,Jun 8 2005 10:25 pm Subject: Re: Ademco programming Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show original | Report Abuse

Heck of a kick, eh. If you don't hold the .357 tightly it slaps the jiminex out of your hand. I imagine the .44 is even worse.

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