WTF?? Place your order...

I'll take mine in a size "L".

How about in "bell bottom" style?

What?!? No "L"?

Gasp! I could have sworn that picture of me on alt.binaries.counter.clerks was cancelled... How else would you know I was "bell" (some would say "pear") shaped?

I hear these are big sellers in the Castro district in San Francisco.

Pears. That's it! I KNEW there was something "fruity" about you. :)

That's the apple sauce. My grandson loves the stuff (it's the only way we can get him to eat peas).

See? This is why I hate talking to Canadians. First he talks about his pear shaped ass, then he jumps to apple sauce, grandchildren, and then peas. If you're drinking our drugged up American water, you better switch to "Poland Spring". You never hear about the Polocks being ditzie.

You vacation there often?

Just to see posters of you on every corner.

:-) been lurking. so, what's up with robert bass? what the heck did he do?

---------------------- "I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that His justice cannot sleep forever."--Thomas Jefferson

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." -- Josef V. Stalin

heavy on the country music. if you don't like country, scroll down for some surprises.

I sell alarm components to DIYers. A few people who post here feel that I shouldn't do so. The rest is typical Usenet nastiness.

=BF=BD what the heck did he

I truly hope you will take the time to read the very long post.

It is all the truth and you will notice that Bass will not deny one word of it.

He'll probably fall asleep about 1/4 of the way through reading it. I made it a little further... :-)

=EF=BF=BD what the heck did he

He asked for the reason.

I only gave him a small fraction of it.