I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

Apr 18, 2007 11 Replies

This group has gone totally f****ng insane. I can't keep up with what threads are what or with who the hell is using new aliases, and on top of that I thought I saw someone mention that Mike died. What I have ascertained is that the fighting is starting up again. Hurray!!!!!!!!!! What I haven't figured out though is who is fighting with whom. None of this would be bothering me if we had some sunshine here in NY. I'd be out in the garden planting the tomatoes, corn, peppers, cukes, eggplants, etc if only the damn sun would shine. 10 1/2 inches of rain, a heavy workload, and my son cutting 749,000 new teeth makes this place my evening constitutional so I am begging you to:



Stick with 1 f****ng name. Babu Patel or whatever the hell it is has no place on a security board.



Post less 'press releases' than the press wants to read. Condense them



Read a damn manual and leave the Honeywell dude alone (even if he acts smug)



Remove the letter U from the words color & neighbor



Find Roland a girlfriend and a keyboard with overdrive



End the silly click copy save s*it or whatever the hell that is



Try just posting a link to that beat to death BBB report instead of the whole magilla.



Teach LaLonde how to fish



Have Mark arrested for wearing those Wonder Woman spandex pants while posing next to his 3 wheeled hoppity horse.



Donate to the "Free Jim Rojas" anti death penalty fund



Buy Bob Campbell a Memo Mate so he can remember he parked his dogsled in B section row 13



and finally Bring Back RODNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This group just isn't the same without Rodney. I don't know about you guys but I feel cheated when I think about how the saga of Kathy & George isn't shared with us, or when Rodney doesn't keep us informed on the progress of Dan Quayle's alarm. Rodney was the glue that bound us and without him we are lost sheep.



Now failure on your part to comply will result in me mentioning R_F_I_ and we all know what that will mean.



Who is (or was) Rodney?

So if you installed an alarm for a very high profile customer like that what on Earth would make you talk about it?

Rock stars, professional sports athletes, team owners, big name politicians and the like are mostly PITA customers that typically don't want to pay any more, but always seem to want free extras. Maybe if they'd teach me how to sing, throw a ball, buy a team, or run for office I'd feel better about having them as customers. Or maybe not. Many have real security needs but are mad as hell when you can fix something like an old Vector 2000. If you tell them to swap it they want YOU to pay for the new keypads "since there is nothing wrong with them and you can use them at another customers location" Yes the world is hot for Vector 2000 gear. Let someone else have fun with them as customers, it's not for me.

A girlfriend? Your talking about one with only two legs?

He was a guy with lots of big plans, none of which panned out.

He didn't actually do any high profile jobs. He *said* he did them.

I disagree. Why just the other day I had a nice chat with Elvis, an avid DIYer who also likes to sing and play guitar. I swear that buy is going to be famous some day.

Hey you Yonkers Farmer! Get a freakin Boat like me- then you can pull rice up from the paddies here in PJ! Mike

I brive a dus wrote:

We have lots of sunshine here. The pool was 84ºF yesterday. Bring your swim trunks.

Heh. At first reading I thought you said "strippers." :^)

Strippers? That what we were all hoping for. He can keep the damn fish.

Aww crap Tom !! Stop speaking that damn Yankee version of the true King's English and I promise I'll park my dogsled where I can find it.....bloody snow is STILL here...didn't see a flake all winter until I returned home from Florida.

RHC

I'm sure that's the way your competition felt as well... That "flake" Campbell is finally taking a vacation... :-)

Heh, heh, heh....

How do you like it now? You're welcome.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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