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no...he meant under the men's room stall divider! :-)))

| > Robert, I'll be in touch soon. | | hahahahahahaha. man you must really be hard up. | |

NO! NO! Honest your Honor .......

I was just looking for some toilet paper! Errr .... my shoe lace was untied errr .... I thought I recognized his shoe ahh .... I wanted to know where he bought his socks ummm I was tapping my foot to the song on the Muzak ahummm ummmm I have restless leg syndrome ummmha ummmm errrrrrrrrrr ....ummm ya see your Honor .... the truth is, I was really really constipated and there was this big turd that wouldn't come out and I was really struggling with it and sort of ummmm lost control and started to pass out and wanted some help and I thought the guy in the next stall could get me some help so I tried to get his attention the best way I could ....I was speechless with pain so I tried tapping his foot and when he didn't respond, I tried to get his attention by waving at him and then he showed me his badge under the stall and that REALLY scared the s*it out of me and ..... well .... you heard the rest ..........

Jim wrote in news:1188413667.380106.283440 @w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

ROFL

I understand completely. After all hasn't this happened to just about everyone? I think it was just last week that happened to me. I was flying to a NAMBLA convention and had to make a stop in an airport restroom. Good thing I knew which stall to use where all the hot gay action was. I still don't know how I ended up in there. Oh yes there was a newspaper in the stall someone left behind and I wanted to read it. I told you it was a newspaper's fault.