Two muffins go into an oven.
One muffin says, "Does it feel like it's getting hot in here?"
The other muffin says, "Holy s*it! A talking muffin!"
Levity - it's what's for breakfast
Nov 13, 2009
11 Replies
Uh huh....
Joe muffin was a Raisin muffin. That's why it talks. :-)
All this sounds like it's coming from a "corn" muffin.
What? You don't like all these half-baked puns? :^)
Any you do? And here, all this time I thought you were a pretty smart cookie.
Maybe a "corny" muffin...
Now you've gone completely crackers.
Hey now...
Don't give up your day job at the bakery, Mr. Raisin.
-- YOP...
y smart cookie.
Now that's it a recipe for trouble.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
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