Two muffins go into an oven.
One muffin says, "Does it feel like it's getting hot in here?"
The other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
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14 years ago
Levity - it's what's for breakfast
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14 years ago
Uh huh....
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14 years ago
Joe muffin was a Raisin muffin. That's why it talks. :-)
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14 years ago
All this sounds like it's coming from a "corn" muffin.
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What? You don't like all these half-baked puns? :^)
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Any you do? And here, all this time I thought you were a pretty smart cookie.
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Maybe a "corny" muffin...
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Now you've gone completely crackers.
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Hey now...
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Don't give up your day job at the bakery, Mr. Raisin.
-- YOP...
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14 years ago
y smart cookie.
Now that's it a recipe for trouble.
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That's just the way the cookie crumbles.