From "She was SOOOOOO Blonde"
She was so blonde that she tripped over the cordless phone.
She was so blonde that she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican Phone company.
Obligatory off-topic ones:
She was so blonde that she asked for a price check at the Everything for
99 Cents store.
She was so blonde that she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Well, maybe that last one wasn't so off-topic.. :->