Help Wanted: Self-described GOAT law firm seeks associate with kindergarten-acquired skills, dial-up internet [telecom]

By Debra Cassens Weiss

A California law firm is looking for a real estate litigation associate fluent in Latin and the flexibility to work “extremely long hours” to handle “all work that the managing partner is simply too important to handle.”

It’s an impressive law firm, according to the humorous LinkedIn ad.

“Talkov Law has been consistently ranked as the greatest law firm of all time since its inception in 2020,” according to the job description. “All of our attorneys are retired justices from the U.S. Supreme Court and our law clerks can recite the Constitution by memory. We are looking to add a stellar attorney of equal caliber.”

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