Hello I Need Help Please

[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Let us see what comes next in our mailbox today. Ah, a fourteen year old boy, he must be curious about how telephones work or telecom and want some expert advice. PAT]

Good Day:

I am Tony Fred Williams I am 14 years old I live in Manchester(UK) before my father died, now I live with my mother in Scotland. my father is from Manchester (UK) and my mother is from Scotland. my late father Mr. Fred Williams was a Contractor in Manchester(UK) before he died in a car accident last year July 25th 2005. he left Fifty Million Pounds in his account before he died. The 50 Million is in (First Union National Bank UK) I have been trying to collect the money from (First Union National Bank UK) but the MD CEO told me to go and look for some body that is honest and old enough to help me collect the money.

I could have told my mother to assist me to collect the 50 Million but my mother and father were devourced before my father died and my father told me not to have anything to do with my mother I don't even want her to know because what my father told me before he died was true, now that I stay with my mother in Scotland she don't even have time for me all she do is to take hard drugs and to bring men to the house and she also hit me all the time.

I don't want to have anything to do with her, I just want some body that is old enough and honest to help me collect the 50 Million from the bank as I am too young to take care of 50 Million. Please I need your help if you can assist me to collect the 50 Million from the bank I will give you 40% and take 60%. I have all documentation on my name you can confirm from the bank. i am the Next of Kin to my late father Mr. Fred Williams. The MD CEO (First Union National Bank UK) told me to look for some body that is honest and old enough so that he can send the 50Million to the person's account immediately.

If you can help me i will contact the MD CEO (First Union National Bank UK) and tell him that i have found a honest person who want to help me collect the 50 Million, so when you contact him he will know it is me that sent you to contact him.

I will give you is contact so that you can contact him to enable him send the 50 Million to your provided account immediately Please help me. I will be waiting for your urgent reply so I can give you the contact of the bank and send you the last statement of account of my late father and I will also send you my picture and my birth certificate. Please Help me reply back on my private email: snipped-for-privacy@mail.md so I can send you all information you need.

Best Regards,

Tony Fred Williams

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[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Now this is the first time I have ever seen this particular variety of the scam. And what that says under his name (appears to be a standard boiler-plate message advertising eltimon.com (whatever that is) is a mystery to me. These Nigerians apparently have something to float everyone's boat, from deposed dictators and their widows, through fine Christian ladies seeking assistance and now fourteeen year old adolescent boys asking older guys to help them via some kind of vicarious thrills. Name your flavor and do you want the lights on or the lights off?

Geeze, I can remember when 14 year old guys would write here to ask phreaking and hacking questions, or when they wanted serious know- ledge about some aspect or another of the phone system. I never thought the net would be reduced to asking for assistance in getting rid of millions of dollars. PAT]