What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator
Sweet Potato wnated to marry Howard Cosell,but her father would have none of it. Sweet: "Daddy, why can't I marry Howard Cosell, I love him?" Daddy: "No doughter of mine is going to marry a commontater!"
Two potatoes sitting on the curb. One of them's a prostitute. How can you tell??
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It's the one wearing the label "I - DA - HO".
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