Millionaire Alarm Dealer Forum

allucan8 · 2007-11-22T23:00:16+00:00

Yep. I'm finaly headed for the big time now!I've gots me two tickets to the Millionare Dealer Forum hosted byLaserShield at the Walt Disney Swan Resort Hotel in Orlando FL. Dec7&8.While you suckers are still crawling thru attics,crawl spaces andfoiling windows, they're gonna teach me how to sell these new fangledtable top alarm systems and make a million bucks.Yep. I've got their fancy brocure and dvd right here. It says they'regonna wine and dine and mentor me and all that shit. Man, I can hardlywait.They even got pictures of famous people like Rush Limbaugh endorsingthis stuff. Why, if Rush is protecting his house with lasershield itmust be hot shit, right? Even Larry King is shaking this guy's handwho is going to teach me how to close.Theres all kinds of stuff in this brochure. I could go on and on.I hope this works out better than loxxon and that quorum shit. I'mgetting a hard on just thinking about it.Speaking of hard ons, anyone know if there is a "Hooters" near thisresort? Never mind. The wife doesn't like "Mellon Bars"Well suckers,yall keep on hard wiring. As for me, I'm going for thisnew fangled "wireless" invention of the future shit.Roger W.Millionare in trainig

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