Alarm systems and Turkeys

Happy Turkey Day to everyone and you Canadian guys too.

I got this turkey for years and just about this time of year he developes this cough and sneeze. The wife says we can't kill him until he gets better. Which is always after Thanksgiving. I'm tired of eating chicken every year for TG.

It just occured to me. Do you realize that if the Pilgrims shot wild Cats instead of wild turkeys.............We'd be eating pussy today instead of turkey?

Just a thought......

Roger W.

Reply to
allucan8
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Well if you've considered that, then it should have also occured to you that they could have shot roosters.

Reply to
Jim

You know, you do have a point there. Thank God they didn't.

But always remember: Never cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter, otherwise you'll get a c*ck that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Roger W.

Reply to
allucan8

RHC: Just be glad they didn't shoot donkeys, or we'd all be eating asses....

Reply to
tourman

Asses? Whats that like? Is that something like "tossing the salad"? Never was a "backdoor man" myself.

Roger W.

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allucan8

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