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When I was a kid I did a lot of bad stuff. But ---- I was always good at co vering my ass so I wouldn't get caught. And I mean some REALLY bad and dang erous stuff.
However the one time I did have a run in with the law ( and I may have ment ioned it here before) was about 20/25 years ago.
Had a customer who's store front window was broken in -- in the middle of t he night. He responded and stayed at the store until morning. He called the glazer and me. Wanted me to be on standby to refoil the window after the g lass was installed. Well, the glazer didn't show up until about 6PM so ther e I am at 9PM at night with keys to the store, rewiring and installing the foil. My van is parked right at the curb and front entrance to the store. S o --- I'm going in and out of the store to the van for parts and tools and locking up everything because 4 stores down the block is a Dominos pizza wi th a bunch of teenagers making a lot of noise and raising hell.
So, I needed a hacksaw from the van. I unlocked the store front door, walke d directly to the van, opened the side door, climb in and going through my tool basket looking for my hacksaw and the kids go running by the van, bang ing on the side and hooting and hollering and try to slide the door shut on me. I back out of the van and stand there looking at them to see what thei r next move is going to be. So the biggest one a little taller than me, wit h purple hair and pierced eyebrow, walks up to me followed by the other 4 p ushes me on the shoulder and asks me "What do you think YOUR"RE going to do ?". At which point I rapped him in the head 4 or 5 times with the hacksaw. He WAS lucky in one respect that I didn't come out to the van for a hammer.
Here's where I made the mistake. I should have called the cops but after I hit him they ran away down the street. I thought it was over with. But THEY called the cops. When the cops showed up they spoke to the kids first and I have no idea what they told them. The cops then asked me what happened an d then went back to the patrol car. Shortly after that, another patrol car showed up and the first one took off. The second cops came in to the store saw what I was working on and in the alarm business and said that they were supposed to take me into custody since it was a case of assault. I told th em what happened and It was pretty obvious that I didn't just take a mind t o attack 5 teeagers with a hacksow. So they just gave me a summons to appea r. Come to find out the purple hair kids father was a cop. So I'm guessing that the cops in the first patrol car knew his father, and just told the se cond cops to arrest me. I had to pay $5k to an attorney and got off with a warning. I know the judg e knew what had happened. (almost lost my pistol license too) I looked for the kid at the pizza place for a long time afterwards but never did see him again. It turned out to be a good thing for both of us. Lucky kid and lucky me. Next time I would have gotten a much longer sentence.