Home Depot Motion Sensor, On when power is turned on.

He never used his boss' computer to break federal law like you. He also never got fired for it like you. Come to think of it, he's also not a drug addicted, paranoid schizophrenic (agoraphobia panic disorder was the diagnosis) like you. He doesn't take xan3x and l3xapro to calm paralyzing fears of open places, crowds, work and just about everything else like you. He also doesn't call me up in a drunken stupor like you did twice last week. I hung up on you the first time. When you called back I took enough time to tell you that I'm not interested in your crap and to stop calling.

No, he's nothing like you, Cracker. All he did was behave rudely instead of trying to argue his point logically. You get special treatment because you're such a special person.

got fired for it like you. Come to think of it, he's

was the diagnosis) like you. He doesn't take xan3x and

everything else like you. He also doesn't call me up

time. When you called back I took enough time to tell

trying to argue his point logically. You get special

hahaha!!!

To quote Vinny: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."

And yet your boss decided there was reason enough to fire you. What is it now, nine jobs in eight years. Let's see how long the new one lasts.

the funny thing is he can get jobs in the trade and you can't

Nope, you lie! But that's nothing new.

More like nineteen. You don't know about my hot-dog vending career.

Probably not very long, it's almost warm enough to start selling snowcones again. That is my passion.

Cracker certainly can get jobs. He gets a new one about once a year, every time he gets fired.

Don't mislead yourself though. I'm still in the trade. It's over 30 years now. I don't install for a living anymore. The pay cut would be pretty rough and I might not be able to maintain homes on two continents, travel for months at a time and do so much fun stuff. Hope you're doing well, too.

Was that before or after the stint at 7/11?

It was after. I got fired from that gig. Apparently some asshole in Sarasota kept calling Mohammed and telling him I was using the store's lottery ticket machine to run illegal credit checks.

You're dumb enough to try.

And that cancer will eat away the last functioning cells in your body soon. Do tell - what stage are you in?

"Overall, fewer than 10% of people with primary lung cancer are alive