The START of a Story!!

an outhouse on a hill

ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well", (on a hill) RTS

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In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill.

Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well", (on a hill)

The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go, but

... it began to rain large drops of fiery...

After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had to do, Rain or not....

In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill. Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well", (on a hill)

The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go, but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...

After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had to do, Rain or not....

He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the built up pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would .....

..collapse revealing the brick s*it house cloaked within.

Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown down the neighbors straw and wood s*it houses down) now tried to "huff and puff and blow the brick s*it house down, But,

As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the s*it house and

In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a hill. Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well", (on a hill)

The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had to go, but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery... After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he had to do, Rain or not....

He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve all the built up pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would ..... ..collapse revealing the brick s*it house cloaked within.

Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and blown down the neighbors straw and wood s*it houses down) now tried to "huff and puff and blow the brick s*it house down, But, As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the s*it house and

He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill and hit a rock. Which caused..........

...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the eyes of...

the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly chloroformed him. When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the form of a naked human female body and was about to be

handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.

But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into her secret secure room with the hidden computers containing classified government info, Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office at 3 AM in the morning through a secret door he had installed when he was in office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved from the Carter days and a big fat cigar.

It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he woke up and that he realized this was all a political nightmare. Once the fog was cleared out of his brain he determined that...........

He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell.... But still it did have a flavor for which to...

make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly farts which is what originally attracted Hillary to him during their collage days when they were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the memory, he instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...

whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at the memory, he instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...

The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....

... the ledger.