Mere Coincidence?

May 02, 2007 21 Replies

This was in an email I received today. Thought I'd share it for Mark Leuck's enjoyment.



Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal government.



However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.



See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?



This information may clear up a lot of questions.


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Actually, that begs the question: When were you born??

You and Rosie O'Donnell would make a good couple

Yes it clears up that you don't know squat and instead believe the "truthers"

Rumsfeld was born July 9th 1932 GW Bush was born July 6th 1946 Condi Rice was born November 14th 1954 Dick Cheney was born January 30 1941 Bill O'Reilly was born Sept 10th 1949 Dan Quayle was born Feb 4th 1947 Rush Limbaugh was born Jan 12 1951

Quinns law.

Liberals will twist facts to what ever they deam approriate and belivable and when they cant they go to the courts for redress.

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Libralism is a mental disorder( as proven again.)

You ain't heard of the "mighty Quinn"??? C'mon within... c'mon witout...

Like the way Bush lies about weapons of mass destruction? Or the way he lied about Saddam being in bed with Bin Laden?

Quinn's law has nothing to do with what Markowitz said. It was a wisecrack to the effect that as a thread on Slashdot grows the probability of a post bashing Microsoft approaches unity.

Or the way you lied about Graham? Me? Mike? Mark? Jim? Tom? Firetek (the "other" Frank)? Yeah... like that!! Ya damned Liberal!!!

And sometimes a joke is just a joke.

Yeesh.

Bush was so cruel and jealous about Saddam that he never let that relationship with Bin Laden blossom. Nevertheless Bin Laden cried for days after Saddam was hung, just thinking about what could have been. Both alone with each other in some hole in the wilderness and holding each other. Wrestling in the mud, huddling in the wet cold. Bin Laden picking a fresh poppy to put behind Saddam's ear. Yes so much was lost. Bush has no heart.

No, it's more like the way you lie about him lying about it.

lol... and skipping off into the sunset, hand in hand, singin a song of death and destruction to the infidels...

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The problem with this particular Bush lie (and there are so many) was that Bin Laden and Saddam regarded each other as infidels. They hated each other as much as they hated Bush, though not quite as much as certain newsgroup posters. :^)

On a different note, I spoke to someone yesterday who knew Mike S personally and Leuck is correct -- he passed away. Sad.

The may have hated each other, but they had/have the same ideology and goals.

I disagree. Bin Laden thinks he's doing God's work. He's an ideologue (like Bush). Saddam was a vicious, paranoid dictator, intent on amassing personal wealth (like Bush).

Neither one cares a whit about human life as long as he gets what he wants (just like Bush).

On the other hand, much worse, they could each be a stupid asshole (just like you)

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