What happened to my alarm system last night ?

After excluding all the ADT dealers, brinks security, first alarm and protection one from the yellow pages listing, how do one find a PROFESSIONAL installer in the local yellow pages ?

I need door alarm security system with a cell backup package only for 6 months at which point my lease expires and I will move out to a different place.

alarman wrote:

Reply to
Brent
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Reply to
Everywhere Man

You should find some other profession since you dont know what the heck you are talking about. Plenty of ADT dealers offered to install security for me.

The only company that declined to install alarm system was protection one.

Reply to
Brent

Reply to
Everywhere Man

Brent, if your ADT dealer can't figure out how to program your system, the chances are slim he will be able to d/l the event buffer. Never hurts to ask though. js

Reply to
alarman

All ADT dealers offered to install door alarm security in my apt.

Your poor knowledge of security alarm industry shows you are not worth even a dollar and I wonder how many people you ripped off.

May be ripping off unwitting people is your main profession.

Reply to
Brent

Reply to
Everywhere Man

I already have ADT system installed in my rented apartment for the last 7 weeks.

I had two other ADT dealers who offered to install before I went with the current dealer.

Get lost.

Dont you have anything better to do in life than wasting peoples time here ?

Reply to
Brent

It wouldn't suprise me if they did installs for renters, with the number of dealers ADT has I'm sure quite a few slip by.

Reply to
Mark Leuck

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Reply to
A.J.

Very old joke and irrelevant to this thread.

Dont you have anything constructive to say, A.J ?

Reply to
Brent

Do you have a cat?

Reply to
Frank Olson

No, do you ?

Reply to
Brent

Yep. :-)

Reply to
Frank Olson

I thought it was way relevant.

Reply to
Robo

And Brinks has a full multi family (apartment) division.

Reply to
Bob Worthy

Less than 1% of people who have security alarms installed in their homes know about CSID, its importance, uses and other intricate details.

Security experts here have such variying opinions about CSID and often wrong info, its plain lunatic for anybody to expect security novices to know about CSID and its other details.

So the joke was irrelevant.

Case closed.

Reply to
Brent

Really? Less than 1%? So how exacty did you gather that data?

Reply to
Bob La Londe

"Bob La Londe" a écrit dans le message de news:

44c84c53$0$21718$ snipped-for-privacy@free.teranews.com...

Simply by asking them all...sometimes Bob you have such silly question ;-)

Reply to
Petem

If the ADT dealers in your area are installing for renters, ADT Corp sure doesn't know that...

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Russell Brill

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