Listen rump rocket, there is no way in hell you could ever be confused with Bass. You're not in his league. Sure you could visit alt.plumpers, or run a woman over with your car. Hell you can even lie on a license application, post as ThelmaSue, call the employers of those who post here, claim to be half jewish, or crank call Mike Sabodish's house, but can NEVER, EVER, EVER, achieve the legendary jackass status of Bass. Be warned you retarded mallard When Bass finally spots you it will be lights out. Fear the Fish!
quack...quack....quack...
fear no bass before their time...