He's considering complying with OSHA regs by adding a hard hat, goggles, earplugs, face mask, work vest, back support, elbow pads, wrist bands, work gloves, jock strap, knee pads, high lace steel toed boots and coveralls. Also changing the name of the company to Michelin Man Security.
Tom asked me to let you know that he carries a roll of double sided tape, a credit card reader, a bank deposit slip and twenty dollars in change in his tool pouch.
Doug
Hmmmm, I didn't think he'd ever seen a credit card a deposit slip or 20 dollars all at one time.
Already added the knee pads, hard hat, glove and coveralls are in the van. Goggles? Don't need no steenkin goggles. js
And titanium shoulders. js
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Need a pix of Jack...warming up Photoshop right now. :-))))
Can't go fishin. Lost the extension cord for the boat motor.
No need. He's the Home Depot tool section, poster boy.
I think Jacks got one on his tool pouch
Doug
In the rear guard, I carry as many multi-purpose tools I can. A craftsman wire stripper/crimper, klien multi-tip screwdriver, husky multi-tip precision screwdriver, SOG Powerlok multitool, klien wire scissors, pocket level, sharpie, hemostats (most valueable tool I've got!!!), and a roll of 3M 33+ tape.
THAT's funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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