Sell LCD telephone Burglar Alarm Systems

Wow even G Morgan can install one of these

First... It has "8 wireless different zones and 8 wires zones." It also has "13 LED to indicate the alarm zone." So if those last three zones go into alarm you just have to guess at what's happening?

Second... "Two wireless remote controllers: Four button: Disarm/arm/panic/PIR detector" How exactly does that last button work?

And third... everything else on that page.

Also, can I get door contacts without telescopic antennas?

It beats what you like to install:

Yes, they are detachable, but it limits the range to about 10".

HOME/AWAY. HOME=NO PIR AWAY=YES PIR

I bet you have that page bookmarked.

And I'm sure they have his credit card memorized by now

So it probably doesn't matter if they're attached or not. First they say >250m (perfect for convering fields), then 30-50m (it's not their fault you went and put walls in your house), now we're down to 10". On the other hand, this may be why you have to order at least 100 systems.

You know, that little comment makes more sense than anything else on that page.

No, that's my online store. I sell more plastic fists then any other online dealer. My sales volume is so much that I get better wholesale prices then everybody else in the world on ball gags.

Are you denying you're a flaming h*mo?

I wonder where that expression, "flaming" came from. I've seen a few but never one that was smoking, much less flaming. :^)

Maybe Liberace inspired the term with his outfits. ??

Probably so.

Doesn't everyone want door contacts with fancy antennas?

Somehow I doubt it would go over well with many people.

Many of my customers are unhappy about the size of the wireless contacts from DSC, even the newer ones which are a little bit smaller than the last version of them.

I haven't tried the new "vanishing" contacts yet, but they look like they'll be more appealing. On the other hand, they're from Secure Wireless (?), not DSC. The other Secure Wireless contacts I've used (small surface) don't have as good of a range on them as the regular DSC stuff.

- Chris

Silence speaks volumes. We have our answer boys (and "boys").

And I'm sure you test them frequently before putting them online

The vanishing contacts from DSC are made by Secure Wireless. I've had a couple up and running since they came out and they work great, the magnet is very powerful