(",) Do You Want To Know For Sure You Are Going To Heaven?

I think you should enjoy the time you have here, friend. You might be really pissed if it turns out THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE. Fucking religion, basis of pretty much all the major turmoil in the world.

There's no rule that says one can't enjoy this life *and* expect joy in the next one.

no, but the "religious rules" that suggest you'll have 7 virgins in the afterlife if you kill 3000 infidels in this one don't do any of us in this life much good at all, do they?

First of all I think it's supposed to be 70 virgins. Second, I never had much use for virgins so who cares? Third, recent stories indicate they actually get 70 *Virginians*... :^)