Jeff Lieberman:
I=92m currently daydreaming of a new type of public internet caf=E9. This internet caf=E9 is in hypothetical shopping mall similar to the Brea Mall in the Brea city of Southern California of USA. The floors and walls are carpeted with black carpet throughout the mall =96 excluding the restrooms and food courts =96 where carpet would be obviously difficult to keep clean.
There are as many PCs in this caf=E9 as there are chairs. All chairs as comfortable [and with the most luxurious, convenient and healthy features as one can get =96 such as wheels and adjustable height]. This of type of chair is commonly used in offices.
Each PC has a dial-up controller-based [i.e. purely-hardware] modem.
All PCs in this Caf=E9 are *desktop* and the tables are mounted to the wall. For anonymity, each PC has its own wearable monitor. This is a plasma-based monitor which looks like virtual-reality goggles. To maintain health of the eyes, this monitor has a reverse-telescope lens [which makes the visual-entities on the monitor more distant from the user=92s eyes]. To make those visual-entities easier to see, a microscope lens is used. One lens is place in front of this tiny wearable monitor, while the other lens is placed in front of that lens. Of course, both lenses are inside this monitor. This plasma monitor has the following has anti-burn-in technology, is 1080p- compatible, and has the fastest refresh rate possible.
The internet access is free dial-up only. This is to help maintain anonymity and for the IP addresses to be dynamic. There are ISPs that voluntarily provide dial-up for free and without the customer needing to set up an account =96 simply dial the number and you=92re connected. This means, it will be more difficult for the ISP to cut off service to the caf=E9 due to clients venting their anger and attacking chat rooms with socially-unacceptable text.
Each PC, modem, and telephone line have the following characteristics:
- The only ROM is mask-programmed ROM
- The only RAM is a hypothetical form of volatile RAM chips in which all info is completely lost in 100th-of-a-second-or-less after the netbook is turned-off. Even theoretically there is no way to recover this data unless one completely re-powers before 100th-of-a-second after power-off.
- The OS is installed on ROM chips
- All IDs -- such as the MAC addresses [including that of the dial-up modem], the CPUID, IP address etc. -- are totally dynamic. When the netbook is powered-offed, these IDs disappear without leaving a trace. When the netbook is switched on, new IDs are generated. In addition, this netbook uses the least amount of IDs and timestamps required to operate itself and access the internet.
- There is no malware [e.g. rootkits] installed in any of the ROM chips.
- Chips of the hypothetical RAM listed in #3 substitute for the HDD
- The clock skew of the PC varies such that clock-skew-fingerprinting would be a totally-useless technique to those trying to identify the computer.
- Uses dumb terminals for dial-up internet access
- Chips of the hypothetical RAM listed in #2 substitute for the HDD
- There is absolutely no hint of: A. ActiveX B. Internet Explorer C. Java D. JavaScript E. Audio software/hardware F. Software/hardware for images, graphics, animation, or movies G. Webcam capability H. Flash J. Shockwave I. HTML K. DHTML L. Any type of scripting/scripts M. Any type of mark-up/modeling language.
- The chat software [which is built into a ROM chip] is fully compatible with everything in #10. In addition, this chat protocol has the following characteristics:
A. No download/installation of anything necessary B. Does not require ActiveX or Internet Explorer C. Does not use or require Java or JavaScript D. Most difficult for other chatters to figure out my IP address, MAC address, and other electronic IDs. E. Is text-only [not able to transmit/receive files, images, or other nonsense] F. Does not allow uploading/downloading to/from other chatters G. Does not allow one individual to message another individual. H. Does not have any IM/PM capability [when I post my message, I want everyone in the chat room to see it. In addition, I just hate it when other chatters PM/IM me.] I. Is real-time - i.e. I post my message and those in the room can immediately reply to me. J. Transmits/receives small amounts of text rapidly - unlike Usenet which transmits/receives large amounts of text slowly. K. Allows me to be nameless and still access the chat rooms with a blank screen name. L. Does not give away my email address M. Does not allow access to audio/video - e.g. no webcam capability N. Does not require an email address for confirmation O. Does not use or require HTML, DHMTL, or anything similar P. Does not require any login or password Q. Does not require registration R. Uses the least amount of bandwidth, memory, and CPU power.
- The modem is for dial-up internet access and is an MPSK-based. Most modems use QAM but the modems in this hypothetical caf=E9=92s PCs use MPSK with the most amounts of bits-per-symbol possible without the bit- error-rate getting too high.
QAM =3D Quadrature-Amplitude-Modulaton
MPSK =3D Multiple-Phase-Shift- Keying.
- Each PC has its own modem and each modem has its own telephone line. Each phone line has its own phone number and ANI [Automatic Number Identification]. The ANI, phone numbers, and other telephony IDs are all dynamic =96 i.e. once the PC disconnects from the internet, these IDs disappear without leaving a trace. Prior to re-connection, new random IDs are generated. Once again, the least amount of IDs necessary are used =96 for example, there is no caller ID.
- All the electronics in the caf=E9 are as eco-friendly as possible. This means heavy reliance on hash, ROM, and look-up tables.
- All electronics in the coffee shop are tempest-shielded to assist in maintain anonymity.
Use of internet in this caf=E9 is not free. Users must pay in quarters. Each PC has its own coin slot, where customers insert coins prior to using the PC. The PC does not accept credit cards, debit, or other forms of electronic payment =96 due to security risks. In addition, the PCs don=92t accept dollar bills or checks =96 here is why. Bills and checks are made of paper [which can burn at high-temperatures].
So what are these high-temperatures required for? To erase fingerprints, DNA, hair, body-oils, and other forms of evidence that would be on the coins from customers using them. As soon as the coins are inserted, permission to use the computer is granted. Right after the insertion, the coins are efficiently and safely heated until hot enough to completely obliterate any biological or chemical evidence on them.
After the coins are heated, they are then efficiently cooled to a temperature safe for handling. After cooling, these coins then pass through a device that collects coins from all PCs and shuffles them to make it much more difficult to figure out which computer the coin came from.
This hypothetical caf=E9 does not monitor or log any internet activity.
Though the caf=E9=92 patrons don=92t have to pay for internet access, they
*do* have to pay the telephone company for providing the lines. To maintain anonymity for the coffee shop, its patrons, and customers, the staff pay the phone company in quarters only. From the PCs directly to the location of the phone company, there is a device that will physically transport coins. Of course this process is slow but it gets the job done. So in using the PCs, the customers are providing the money for the shop=92s internet access.