I just remembered bass is half Jewish
Are you sure? I hear you're > > When bass dies, God is going to punish him by locking him in a room
> for all eternity with hamburger rolls, garlic butter, onions,salt,
> > pepper but no lean ground chuck. :-(
>
> There's a movie in there somewhere... "Saw, the Bass Home Version". :-)
You might be right about the movie but I just remembered bass is half Jewish (which half I don't know) so instead of locking him in a room God has to lock him in a condo (its in their contract). And change that to Challa or Rye hamberger rolls and kosher salt.
My wife just peeked over my shoulder, read this post and said that when I die God is going to punish me and put me in a place where women have no orifice.