"Sometimes when the stress gets to be too much I just have to take somebody out in the desert and kill them. So, you want to go out?" I only know of once where this line was actually tried... AND IT WORKED.
OT: Pick up lines
Oct 11, 2005
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Subject: Re: Pick up lines Newsgroup: alt.security.alarms => Bob Worthy "Hi, Iam RLB, I am the reason You Do It Yourself"
"Hi, I am RLB, how much?"
Subject: Re: Pick up lines Newsgroup: alt.security.alarms => Bob La Londe "Sometimes when the stress gets to be too much I just have to take somebody
Was she from Brazil?
"Hi, Iam RLB, I am the reason You Do It Yourself"
Hahahahaha! js
I was listening to Rock 101 the other day while driving between service calls. They spent about five minutes going through pick-up lines (some of which I'd heard before). Here's a few that I hadn't (the first one had my wife "in stitches" for a good five minutes).
"Just call me Milk." When she asks why, the response is: "'Cause I do your body goooo-ood".
"Do you believe in love-at-first-sight? Or do you want me to walk by again?"
"Your parents must've been aliens, 'cause it's the only way I can explain how someone as beautiful as you wound up on this planet."
"Sure, I may not be the best lookin' guy here, but I'm the only one talkin' to you!"
Now *that's* funny!!
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