EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
If you are a psychic, think