Jim & Bob

Roland Moore · 2006-11-23T05:53:31+00:00

Throwing red meat on the table at Thanksgiving isn't the thing to do I suppose. However being 'tasked' so to speak by Jim to read more of the RLB love fest I went to this site he pointed to. Well there was something there from 2000 I think. There was this long diatribe and stuffed in there was a quote that I almost overlooked at first. The whole thing seemed to be more or less cut and paste job from a few thesauri. When I read it I thought it had some great stuff in there from where ever he did the cut and paste. But now I wonder, especially when I think of the one quote in there that was something like "sheep would not have sex with you." Certainly strikes the funny bone at first. But then one can over think it. Do sheep have sex with humans to show respect? How exactly would one come to that knowledge or conclusion? Could one become fluent in the sheep dialect from regular congress with sheep? Is it from hanging out at the sheep brothel and overhearing gossip betwwen the sheep and the patrons? Is it pillow talk? And how does that all not boomerang back? Is it kind of like saying "I am a great guy and therefore I can have all the sex with sheep I want anytime, but you are rotten and so they won't put out for you"? And just how does a sheep pick the good guys wanting sex with sheep from the bad guys wanting the same thing? I am not sure many folks would like to be put to the test to see if a sheep's ass would be available to him and thus feel he is a pretty decent fellow. And is the sheep's ass offer good enough or does the sheep have to go all the way to know for sure? Would you need to have a sex tape for proof? And what would prevent someone from seeing the tape and saying the sheep was faking it or just doing it for the money? Seems like an expert is needed. I can only guess who would be called an expert on the subject and why. Would political t-shirts appear with sayings like "Vote for me, a thousand sheep can't be wrong". So then political ads on TV would...

Nov 23, 2006 20 Replies

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Karl Magnus 19 years ago

Pffffffffffft! Above the line funny.

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