Happy multi cultural holiday

Just wanted to wish all of you rump rockets a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Well actually I was bored so this is more of a time killer than a heartfelt greeting but who really gives a flying f*ck at the end of the day? Merry Xmas blah blah blah I've heard it so many times it's starting to annoy me more than Jared from Subway. To the canucks I wish you a happy Boxing day. Yeah, now that's a real holiday. Boxing day? Happy Broomstick Eve you retarded holiday having snow monkeys. It's CHRISTMAS! Take that sheep shagging 'holiday' to another month like February. To the jews I wish you nothing but the best during the Hannukah holiday. Free ham for everyone!!!!!!

And before you accuse me of forgetting Kwaanza I have attached a nice little Kwaanza jingle for all of my colored (damn I love saying colored) pals. Enjoy.

Did I leave anyone out? Oh yeah the f****ng Moose Lambs just had a holiday on Wednesday. To all my Moose Lamb friends I wish you nothing but a safe trip to your 72 WERE GINS. Puh leeeeeeeeease. A f****ng aye rab couldn't get laid in a coffin but suddenly they're going to score ass left and right once they hit heaven? How disillusioned are these humps? Anyway Happy Blow Up The Jew On a Bus Day or whatever it was you just had on Wednesday.

In closing allow me to say

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!