No thanks. I'm on a diet.
What Bass meant to say was:
Now if you said DOGnuts we'd have a deal, Stanley. As for doNuts, well I still haven't figured out how to get their shells off.
Bass said:
Have to get ready for Carnaval next week.
What Bass meant to say was:
I've been offered a job at a carnival. They want to install a balloon behind my head and let kids shoot water pistols at my big mouth.
Bass said:
While you're wracking your one and only neuron, trying to think of something intelligent to say... er, scratch that. While you're wracking your one and only neuron, trying to think I'll be dancing in the streets of Salvador with my sweetheart, enjoying fabulous music in the middle of a 2,000,000 person street party.
What Bass meant to say was:
Stanley, I will be spending the next few nights spanking the monkey to the Best of Save the Children DVD Volume 3, or as we in the club like to call it Homeless Kids Gone Wild.If you recall I once was asked by Brazilian authorities why it is I was traveling with condoms. Well think no more!!!! Woooooohooooooooo I'll be down there in no time flat waving the Yankee dollar in front of some starving little Peeeeeed Row and getting me some of the good life. Nothing says R&R quite like the moonlit alleys of Rio, cuddled up next to another victim.
Bass said:
Don't feel too bad though. As a consolation, you can have the donut. :^)
What Bass meant to say was:
Walnuts, Peanuts, Donuts...........ughhhh what was my prison lover's nickname again? Oh yeah it was ButterNuts! That nickname certainly fit him too. We became so close they nicknamed me BagelAss Bass. I think it had something to do with him buttering my bagel hole, but hey it could also have been because I am part jewish and you know how we love those donuts.