I was driving down the street today and stopped (as most are wont to do) at a red light. While waiting for the light to turn green, I happened to spot a sign on an awning on the side of a building. It said "Japanese Straightening". When the light finally changed I was able to drive past the front of the shop. OK... So the "straightening" part has to do with "hair"...
So what did you think it was referring to at first? A straightening service for Japanese gays?
Heh... Say... Are you from Texas??
Why, you gonna give him Leuck's address?
Japanese penises tend to curve, like many Far Eastern eyeholes.
Around these parts this penis-straightening service is called "disorientation:"
-- YOP...
In Roger's case, "reorientation".
I thought you were in the alarm industry?
Is that what I smelled burning?
I bet that's the friction from your straightening process
Driving in Vancouver is always an experience.
This classic tale is a good example:
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