"Leo thought that letting her two dogs greet an approaching ADT salesman would be enough of a hint that she didn't want their security services. Nope! The well-trained salesman sensitively barked: "You know what they are doing to dogs now, don't you? They're spraying oven-cleaner into their face, killing them in 20 seconds!"
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