"Leo thought that letting her two dogs greet an approaching ADT salesman would be enough of a hint that she didn't want their security services. Nope! The well-trained salesman sensitively barked: "You know what they are doing to dogs now, don't you? They're spraying oven-cleaner into their face, killing them in 20 seconds!"
ADT: Sign Up Or Thieves Will Kill Your Dogs With Oven Cleaner
Hmm. That's better than pepper spray.
Pepper spay is temporary.
The oven spray has lye in it. Wont kill them but they sure will wish they were dead.
This is nothing new. Easy Off oven spray was used in a burglary in my area, many many years ago at a large estate, to incapacitate a couple of guard Dobermans. They finished them off with a bow and arrow. Obviously well planned job.
If they hop around enough after being sprayed you could place one in the oven and get the whole thing scrubbed in the process.
And if the over were turned on, in some Asian countries, this could be advertised as of a giant,self activaed, oven cleaner and dinner combined.
Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm.
Heh, heh, heh. It's probably a delicacy in a few places. :^)
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