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One of the activities of my mis-spent youth was learning to pick locks. I won't claim much proficiency, but given the proper tools, tubular type locks are trivial:
If I had a window with a nice view, I certainly would put my office desk next to the window. The problem is that some of these windows are easily accessible from walkways, patios, and decks. This is common construction in small office buildings that don't have a retail establishment on the ground floor. If a visitor to the office notices the laptop near the window, that visitor can easily mutate into a thief by returning later. Of the three incidents that I know about, all were apparently well planned in advance. One grab and run was careful to take the docking station and wireless mouse. I don't wanna go into details.
That might work. I've had two laptops evaporate from my truck. The first time, I was parked across from the SCZ Police station. The thief jimmied the lock (no breakage) and grabbed the laptop and my briefcase toolbox. The 2nd time, they bashed in the rear window and just grabbed everything that was within reach behind the seat. Fortunately, they left the toolbox, but got the laptop and camera cases. I suspect this was opportunistic as much of value was left behind. I have most of my tools and equipment in brief cases. I run a small chain through the handles and secured to the pickup floor. It's easily cut, but will slow down the smash and grab type of thief.
That's usually when they get stolen. I watched a theft in progress at a local coffee shop. The place was packed and the thief did an impressive job of looking "normal". By the time the owner returned, the thief was long gone. If you gotta go, take it with you. Also consider my noise maker trick if the laptop is moved.
Reminder... both the police and the cellular company said (alternately) that it couldn't be traced or that they didn't want to do it.
Incidentally, one of the problems I keep hearing about from ham operators is the effect of improvised electronics on airport and transportation inspectors. They're looking for home made bombs and such. Anything that looks odd or home made is instantly suspect and usually confiscated. One of my home made Sonalert devices was confiscated at the airport. Another, along with a bunch of home made ham radio equipment, was impounded by a cruise ship security. You could hang some hardware, such as a GPS and APRS encoder, onto a cell phone or radio transceiver, to get it to play tracker, but it will probably get confiscated at the airport. However, see if these give you some ideas.
Gotta get a better virus scanner. I seem to be catching a cold.