Qwest talking monkeys,
Either you offer online payment, or you don't offer it. Pick one, and stick with it! But don't tell me you offer it, then wuss out of it with some pathetic, miserable, poorly-worded, lame excuse that Beavis wouldn't have used for failing to show up at Burger World.
You subhuman mongrels are fit only for use in medical experiments. It's possible you could also pump gas, but only for those who have enough gas to go somewhere else after you fail to pump it. As a compromise, why don't you donate plasma, hopefully saving a life that has at least some value.
[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Well ! I never !! I guess you certainly made your point very clear. PAT]