Last Laugh! What's Purchased in Omaha is Useless in Omaha

"Some cell phones sold this week at area a Target stores won't work in Omaha. The mistake was discovered after a KETV NewsWatch 7 viewer called 7 Can Help."

John Mayson Austin, Texas, USA

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