OT: New terrorists - Al Gebra

At New York's Kennedy airport today, a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

" Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".

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Crash Gordon
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The funniest part of this is that about 60% of the IB think it's a true story.

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Robert L Bass

next you'll want us to believe that when asked about Roe vs Wade that Bush replied ' I don't care how they get out of New Orleans" [ for you democrats out there Roe vs Wade was a Supreme Court decision on abortion]

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You mean it's not??

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Frank Olson

What's funnier yet ......... is that you're so stupidly arrogant to believe that's true.

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Very good. Thanks.


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J. Yazel

Crash you made my day!

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In shallow water amongst the weeds, it's always Wade vs Row.


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