I give up McGinn here's the answer

OK we were just joking around with you, AND nobody ever likes to give away our trade secret, but since you're so persistant I will disclose the link to the super system only professionals use in their homes. While we sell easily defeated systems from Ademco, Visonic, Napco, DSC, and other brands to the unsuspecting nitwits we can relax in our own homes because we all use the one system so affective that the inventor will never refer to himself as anything other than X. He does so because he fears you know who (en ess aye). Here's the link in reverse so the web scanners don't trace it back to me. moc.ytirucesxx.www The system is called the NOXXOL and it is only available through the German office. Good luck