A conversation via text message with my sister:
Sister: How are you two doing?
Bill: We're fine: in fact, I'm already inoculated against any new virus.
Sister: There is no inoculation for this one yet, so I'm curious as to how you're so special?
Bill: There are creatures in the rest room at our local lunch counter that can kill Covid-19 with 3 tentacles tied behind their back!
Sister: Why don't you err on the side of caution and practice social distancing anyway; 'cause we're old and stuff.
Bill: I've been doing Anti-social distancing all my life! I have no need of more practice!
(no reply received yet)
Well, she /did/ ask! 8-)
Bill