Thanks Jeff - raised a chuckle.
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by Jeff Liebermann (jeffl@) 07/09/94 (All these really happened to me since 1983.)
- "My hard disk won't boot." I suggest they take the floppy out of drive A:. Later when I arrive, they have successfully removed the floppy drive from the machine (with the floppy disk still inside).
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