Last Laugh! was Re: Western Union Public Telegram Offices

The clerks had to turn on/turn off their smiles and tears all day long

> depending on the customer they were with.

Reminds me of the old joke during the fad of 'singing telegrams'.

Delivery messenger rings the bell and the lady of the house answers the door.

'Telegram for you, ma'm.'

'Oh!' says she. 'A telegram! I've never had a telegram before! You've got to sing it to me!'

'Well, no ma'm, I can't sing...'

'Oh, please! Sing it to me!'

'Well, all right ... if you insist ... HMMMMMM la la la (dramatically warming up the voice):

JIM AND THE KIDS ARE DEAD.

Cheers,

Henry

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