I sleep with a twelve bore and a 9mm. Nobody's going to accuse me of stupidity when I get a break-in. PS ... on my tenth wife. I TELL them to whisper "it's me" when they go to the bathroom, but in the end they always forget ....
BTW, you don't need to collect the emails and passwords to map MAC addresses for the NSA. Airodump with the write option set to csv collects the mac, no content at all. They'll have to think of a better excuse. []'s