Volcano and Wifi

nice troll

I dunno. My router is displaying stigmata.

Most require religious maintenance.

which one of the 27 orifices ?

My understanding is that the volcanic activity is due to excessive use wireless communications.

Specifically, the iToy.

Not directly. However, the accompanying fire, brimstone, earthquake, and lightning is a clue that it's time for you to repent your evil ways. You can start by using the correct trademark, which is Wi-Fi. Next, sacrifice to the volcano god, all your illegal attachments, power amplifiers, add-on antennas, and conform to the commandments as found in the FCC books. While not a guarantee of deliverance from the fires of hell, cleaning up your regulatory act will certainly help. Once done, just wait around for the rapture.

Nah, volcanic activity is caused by women who refuse to dress modestly.

You are a cleric ?

h wrote in news:hqosrm$8bp$1 @tioat.net:

ROTFLMAO, so easy to f*ck with you guys :-)

Oh heavens no, I was just passing along a link to a ridiculous article. :-)

I thought, yeah, crazy old religious nut, then I read this:

# Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely # the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the # near future.

and it takes on an altogether more sinister tone. The authorities would be happy to have earthquakes as an excuse to repress the people even more. They can simply say "we told you so" after the earthquake they predicted would be inevitable as a result of women dressing promiscuously. Not quite so crazy after all.

We have some of those "dumb" people in service here as well