OT: Spaghetti

For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.

Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back when the child was born.

He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.

One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.

Reply to
alarman
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Stick with your day job at the tard farm, my friend.

-- YOP...

Reply to
Nicko

How'd you know he works at a tard farm? that is amazing!

Reply to
mleuck

He must have read your invoices.

Reply to
G. Morgan

Heh, heh, heh... :^)

Reply to
Robert L Bass

Truly. I'm aghast.

Reply to
alarman

The world needs more ghasts.

Reply to
Robert L Bass

Have you tried Gasex or Tums?

Reply to
Jim

^^ Special Award Winner ^^

Reply to
david 01

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