A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
"Jackcsg" a écrit dans le message de news: snipped-for-privacy@adelphia.com...
The answer is this ..if compared to an american in visit from florida(someone successfull at being a prick ;-) ....about 33% of the size of him...
Hi Allan,
It's a funny story but it's also just modern urban legend. It's been floating around for about 12 years. Several comediennes have "personalized" it, including Johnny Carson.
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Afterwards, several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda 's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
I thought it was funny... and while we were on the subject of blonde jokes, it fit! Never intended as factual...
You know something about Johnny Carson the rest of us don't?? :-))
Myth Busters (the guys on tv) tested that legend awhile back...they had to get the car incredible hot before the biscuits broke opened and they never traveled anywhere as I remember.
It's unfortunate that you've not had much success with your business. It's more unfortunate that your jealousy of those who have compels you to behave like such a fool.
Either way, it's ok. I don't mind that you're a failure and the fact that you're such a fool doesn't affect anyone but you.
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