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Re: BIOS beeps constantly whenever restarts John Holmes 04-02-08
Posted by John Holmes on April 2, 2008, 12:42 pm
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"contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> try disabling the keyboard in the BIOS


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! You idiot. A rejection letter from MENSA
wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?

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Your mother was an ineffectual biologist who was only allowed to be seen in
a mental hospital.


Posted by GT on April 3, 2008, 6:48 am
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> "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>
>> try disabling the keyboard in the BIOS and using an
>> external keyboard
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! You idiot. A rejection letter from MENSA
> wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?

What is wrong with that suggestion - seems sensible to me! Looks like this
group has attracted another nutter in Mr Holmes!

I would also suggest investigating the possibility of water in the keyboard
causing a bad contact. Putting the keyboard, or whole laptop somewhere warm
and dry for 24 hours. Perhaps even point a hair-dryer at the keyboard for 5
mintues.



Posted by Desk Rabbit on April 3, 2008, 9:15 am
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GT wrote:
>> "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>>> try disabling the keyboard in the BIOS and using an
>>> external keyboard
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! You idiot. A rejection letter from MENSA
>> wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?
>
> What is wrong with that suggestion - seems sensible to me! Looks like this
> group has attracted another nutter in Mr Holmes!
What is wrong with it is that it is plain daft. Send us a screen shot of
a bios setting that lets you disable a keyboard and then tell us how one
gets back into a bios once the keyboard input has been disabled.

>
> I would also suggest investigating the possibility of water in the keyboard
> causing a bad contact.

I'd say its a pretty safe bet that a knackered keyboard is the problem
and water ingress is the likely cause.

> Putting the keyboard, or whole laptop somewhere warm
> and dry for 24 hours.
Good idea.

> Perhaps even point a hair-dryer at the keyboard for 5
> mintues.
Bad idea unless you want the OP to have a Gaudi architecture style keyboard.

Personally I'd pop the keyboard out and try an external one.

Posted by GT on April 3, 2008, 10:08 am
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> GT wrote:
>>> "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>
>>>> try disabling the keyboard in the BIOS and using an
>>>> external keyboard
>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! You idiot. A rejection letter from MENSA
>>> wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?
>>
>> What is wrong with that suggestion - seems sensible to me! Looks like
>> this group has attracted another nutter in Mr Holmes!
> What is wrong with it is that it is plain daft. Send us a screen shot of a
> bios setting that lets you disable a keyboard and then tell us how one
> gets back into a bios once the keyboard input has been disabled.

OK, the exact details of the suggestion were impossible, but people are
surely sensible enough to just unplug the keyboard??? This is easy, even
with a laptop - you suggest it yourself in the last line of this post!

>> I would also suggest investigating the possibility of water in the
>> keyboard causing a bad contact.
>
> I'd say its a pretty safe bet that a knackered keyboard is the problem and
> water ingress is the likely cause.
>
>> Putting the keyboard, or whole laptop somewhere warm and dry for 24
>> hours.
> Good idea.
>
>> Perhaps even point a hair-dryer at the keyboard for 5 mintues.
> Bad idea unless you want the OP to have a Gaudi architecture style
> keyboard.

Another literal interpretation. I didn't mean put the hair-dryer on its
hottest setting and hold it ON the keyboard. Either switch the hair dryer to
warm or cold, or hold it at least 6 inches from the keys - I didn't mean
stick a red hot hair dryer directly on the keyboard. Any common sense would
tell you that an attempt to melt the keys won't actually help the problem!

> Personally I'd pop the keyboard out and try an external one.



Posted by John Holmes on April 3, 2008, 1:23 pm
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Desk Rabbit "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> What is wrong with it is that it is plain daft. Send us a screen shot
> of a bios setting that lets you disable a keyboard and then tell us how
> one gets back into a bios once the keyboard input has been disabled.

Thanks for clearing that out, that is exactly what I meant. I've /never/
seen a computer that had a BIOS setting to disable the keyboard.

On the other hand, what ramcneilly@gmail.cum probably wanted to mention
was the setting "halt on all errors, but keyboard". But then again, that
setting is only useful for a system that doesn't require keyboard input
and can be (re)booted without a keyboard connected. Like a server which
can be configured by remote administration. If he wanted to mention that,
he, well, had to mention that properly.

Conclusion: ramcneilly@gmail.cum is a total fuckwit and I was right
laughing at his daft reply. And I was right laughing at GT, too.

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