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Posted by Dan Litov on September 15, 2008, 5:19 am
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SO HE GOES TO THE PET SHOP AND GETS A PET MOUSE AND BRINGS IT HOME AND TAKES
IT OUT OF THE BOX AND TAKES A BIC LIGHTER AND TRIES TO SET ITS NUTS ON FIRE
AND THE MOUSE IS SCREAMING AND PHIL ALLISON IS SICK OF LISTENING TO THE
MOUSE SO HE TAKES THE MOUSE AND THROWS IT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND PUTS ON A
BOOT AND STOMPS ON IT AND BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF THE MOUSES EAR AND THE MOUSE
BARFS ITS GUTS.
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