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Posted by Fred Bartoli on August 10, 2008, 3:41 pm
Please log in for more thread options Probably you know that one, but it made me ROTFL, so... A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can 't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS' -- Thanks, Fred. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Posted by Joerg on August 10, 2008, 5:01 pm
Please log in for more thread options Fred Bartoli wrote: Now wait, that was meant to indicate getting barley, hops, malt and yeast and making a huge mess in the garage :-) -- SCNR, Joerg http://www.analogconsultants.com/ "gmail" domain blocked because of excessive spam. Use another domain or send PM. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Posted by John Larkin on August 10, 2008, 5:32 pm
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On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:01:35 -0700, Joerg >Fred Bartoli wrote:
>> Probably you know that one, but it made me ROTFL, so...
>> >> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the >> coffee each morning. >> >> The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we >> don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. >> >> The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you >> should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' >> >> Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible >> that the man should do the coffee.' >> >> Husband replies, 'I can 't believe that, show me.' >> >> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at >> the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS' >> >
>Now wait, that was meant to indicate getting barley, hops, malt and >yeast and making a huge mess in the garage :-) Has anybody tried that Yiddish beer, HeBrew? John who is in charge of breakfast, coffee and all | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Posted by Rich Webb on August 10, 2008, 7:42 pm
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On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:32:22 -0700, John Larkin >Has anybody tried that Yiddish beer, HeBrew?
Haven't seen any around here but they pretty consistently get good reviews over on Beer Advocate. Might be worth searching it out ... http://www.beeradvocate.com -- Rich Webb Norfolk, VA | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Posted by Bob on August 11, 2008, 11:09 am
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On Aug 10, 2:32 pm, John Larkin > On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:01:35 -0700, Joerg
> > > > >Fred Bartoli wrote:
> >> Probably you know that one, but it made me ROTFL, so...
>
> >> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
> >> coffee each morning. >
> >> The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we
> >> don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. >
> >> The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you
> >> should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' >
> >> Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
> >> that the man should do the coffee.' >
> >> Husband replies, 'I can 't believe that, show me.'
>
> >> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at
> >> the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS' >
> >Now wait, that was meant to indicate getting barley, hops, malt and
> >yeast and making a huge mess in the garage :-) >
> Has anybody tried that Yiddish beer, HeBrew? > > John > > who is in charge of breakfast, coffee and all Don't know if you were kidding, but there actually *Is* a beer named "Hebrew". The son of a friend of mine works for the brewery. Oy Gevalt! Bob | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
> coffee each morning.
>
> The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we
> don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
>
> The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you
> should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
>
> Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
> that the man should do the coffee.'
>
> Husband replies, 'I can 't believe that, show me.'
>
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at
> the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
>